No, I do not want a salad. If I have one more dry falafel hummus platter I will lose my mind. Who agreed the universal fine dining option was wild mushroom truffle risotto? I’d rather starve. If you’re going to have an impossible burger at least make the bun and cheese vegan, why would I ever want it on a lettuce wrap? No I am not gluten free, and nor do not want the gluten free option
And don’t get me started on $28 cauliflower “steak” with romesco sauce.
Sincerely, The entire vegan community that would be happy with tofu, sauce and rice (not quinoa, RICE) Thank you.
What options are ya’ll sick of?